Safety Speaker and Comedian

Safety Speaker and Comedian Larry Weaver

Hire Clean Comedian and Funny Speaker Larry Weaver to liven up your next Safety event.

Larry Weaver is a nationally-touring funny speaker and clean comedian. He delivers 100% clean humor that is highly professional, culturally sensitive, and hilariously funny.

Larry is a walking safety hazard, boasting two hernia surgeries, numerous broken bones, and countless stitches. Is he an extreme athlete? A risk-taker? No, he's just fragile.

Larry brings big laughs to each safety presentation, while driving home important, real-world lessons about safety on the job. Highlights include:

  • Driving Safety
  • Equipment Operation
  • Fall Protection
  • Use of Personal Protection Equipment
  • Cleanliness on the Jobsite
  • Health and Wellness

Larry delivers his hilarous safety presentation at trucking and transporation companies, construction meetings, driver safety awards banquets, damage preventions conferences, safety and health conferences, and much more!

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Reviews from Safety events. A speaker you can trust.

Years of experience at corporate events, conventions, churches, and annual meetings of all sizes.

United States Postal Service

"We were honored to engage speaker Larry Weaver for our Second Annual Safety Symposium for the Greensboro District of the United States Postal Service. After researching speakers for our event, we were unanimously convinced that Larry Weaver was the right choice. We understood the gravity and importance of getting the right speaker, and the challenge of meeting the needs of our audience. Bottom line, Larry Weaver presented flawlessly, connecting all of us through his humor, personal stories, and day-to-day life applications ...Our event consisted of our Area Vice President, Area, Human Resources Manager, District Manager, Higher-Level local postal managers and postmasters, supervisors, city carriers, rural carriers, clerks, and custodians. Regardless of your rank in the organization, at the end of the day, we all can connect over humor about food, family, and frustrations. Humor is a universal antidote, breaking down barriers, and connecting us on a base level. Larry did not disappoint. I watched our District Manager from time to time, as the bar was high to make sure he was pleased. From a distance, it was obvious he was enjoying the presentation by the verbal and visual feedback he was giving. Later in speaking with him personally, he noted that Mr. Weaver was perfect for the event. Thank you Larry Weaver for being a part of our special event. It was the perfect puzzle piece to tie everything together that day for us."
- Lean Safety Coordinator, USPS Safety Symposium

South Carolina Chamber of Commerce

"Larry Weaver made the most of a very unique virtual event that we held this year. We are thankful for him for providing us all with a little laughter in the middle of our day during some hard times."
- Director of Marketing and Public Relations, Virtual SCCC Safety Awards

Sunrise Transport, Inc

"Larry Weaver was great! Courteous, professional and eager to learn about our company and how he could design his performance with relatable material. Great use of prop (safety vest) and presentation slides to highlight the safety theme. His jokes were clean, witty, and caught the essence of everyday challenges! About 150 total attendees and all had a great time enjoying the comedy style of Larry! Highly recommend for a clean bout of jokes that also play on company standards (if you wish)!!"
- Transportation Manager, Driver Safety Awards Banquet

Farrior and Sons Inc

"Larry Weaver captivated our audience with humor related to our field of interest (safety and construction) but emphasized the importance of having a clean and safe work place at the same time. He showed interest in the audience by wanting to learn more about our company and the people, and used that information to appeal to the audience even more. His Southern charm and sense of humor related to our audience and provided a much needed laugh as we celebrated 15 years accident free, which is unheard of in our industry. He demonstrated professionalism through his courteous demeanor and respect for our audience with good, wholesome comedy. His performance was definitely a game changer when it comes to the guest speakers we look for in our awards ceremonies! Our audience really enjoyed his personality, and he was a pleasure to work with."
- Administrative Assistant, Service and Safety Banquet

Equipment & Engine Training Council

"Larry Weaver did a great job for us at our annual conference. He was able to work in some comedy that was specific to our group and it was a big hit. Larry was prompt, professional and interacted with our audience well."
- Executive Director, EETC Annual Conference

3M Company

"Thank you Larry Weaver for coming to Cynthiana to entertain us. We enjoyed having you and the segment of our daily exercise was a big hit!! Thank you for the fresh, clean material. We really enjoyed your company!"
- Human Resources Coordinator, Career Achievement Celebration


Available Presentations. Choose the best for your event.

Whether you need clean comedy, motivational speaking, an emcee, or some combination of all three, Larry has you covered.

Clean Comedian

Clean Comedian

100% clean stand-up comedy performance that is highly professional, culturally sensitive and hilariously funny. As heard on SiriusXM "Blue Collar Radio" and "Laugh USA", Larry's humor includes tales of growing up in the country, home remedies, family gatherings, marriage, traveling, trying to eat right, and more.

Motivational Speaker

Motivational Speaker

Professional comedian and business leader Larry Weaver uses clean humor, funny anecdotes, and emotionally charged stories to illustrate the importance of creativity, attitude, and motivation. These topics are crucial to success in any venture, whether your focus is leadership, teamwork, customer service, sales, change, or just reducing stress.

Funny Awards

Funny Emcee

Are you planning an employee awards banquet, volunteer appreciation event, or company holiday party and want to take things up a notch? Professional emcee and event host Larry Weaver uses clean humor, quick wit, and improvisational skills to make your event unforgettable. Larry wrote the landmark book on celebrating employees, "101 Funny Employee Awards".

Larry's combination of experience, Southern charm, and clean humor make him one of the most popular Safety Speakers and Safety Comedians for Hire in America.


Sonic
Whole Foods
Walmart
Home Depot
Procter and Gamble
Toyota
3M Company