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Texas Comedians

Looking for comedians in Texas? We work with the best comedians for hire in all 50 states. Whether you need a Corporate comedian, funny speaker, Christian comedian, or humorous emcee, we will help you hire the perfect Texas comedian for your budget.

Texas comedians

Lyndy Phillips

Inspirational humorist, speaker and magician
With humorous stories, comedy sleight of hand, and tons of audience participation, Lyndy brings his unique brand of humor and entertainment to events across America.

Jerry Carroll

Farmer, comedian and agricultural speaker
Southern comedian Jerry Carroll harvests a bumper crop of hilarity in his fast-paced, high-energy show. Jerry found humor growing up on his family's farm. Jerry's relatable topics about everyday life crack up the most hard-to-please crowds.

John Felts

Clean, fresh stand-up comedy
John delivers real and funny one-of-a-kind perspectives on dating, marriage, parenting, American culture and struggling to do the right thing.

Larry Weaver

Good, clean Southern comedy
Comedian Larry Weaver specializes in clean, original comedy for corporate and association events. As heard on SIRIUS XM Blue Collar Radio, Laugh USA, The John Boy & Billy Big Show, and many more!

Dr. Charles Petty

Hall of Fame humorous motivational speaker
Charles Petty is a funny, educational and inspirational professional speaker. He has the rare ability to package profound, life-changing truths in humor. He has a soft southern accent and uses original humor that is never off-color.

The Funny Employee Awards Show

Stand-up comedy with funny awards
Have your very own Awards Show gala hosted by a professional stand-up comedian. Full of customized material, your audience will love participating in this highly-interactive and hilarious presentation!

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Upcoming Performances

10/25/2016Wichita Falls, TX - Senior Adult Day

Recent Testimonials

"This was an awesome program. The planning committee heard nothing but excellent feedback regarding Lyndy Phillips’ performance. We would highly recommend him to any group that is looking for a keynote speaker. Larry Weaver Entertainment was very easy to work with. They were very prompt in returning our calls and emails and extremely helpful!" - Board of Directors, Texas Municipal Human Resources Association Annual Conference in Fort Worth, TX

"The goal we had when bringing in Lyndy Phillips to speak was to give our employees something different than what they usually get with the Health Safety and Environmental Week events in the past. We wanted something they would want to attend and have a good time. He not only met that goal, but exceeded it. I have had a number of people tell me that they really enjoyed his presentation and that his presentation was exactly what they needed. One person told me that he has worked at this company for 40 plus years and this was the best HSE Week event that he has ever attended. I thank Lyndy for being patient with us, after the late start and then microphone troubles he didn't let that slow him down and the presentation went off without a hitch. He was exactly what we were looking for and I hope that we can bring him in again." - Event Planner, Fluor Corp Annual Meeting in Sugar Land, TX

"The program Lyndy Phillips did was fabulous. Our entire Team really enjoyed it. His style and presentation really got everyone's attention and kept them engaged throughout. The message was perfect as well! Thank you Lyndy for being with us!" - President, The First State Bank Employee Meeting in Wharton, TX

"Lyndy Phillips absolutely exceeded our expectations for the evening. He was funny, relatable and on point with his speaking topics about serving. Lyndy arrived when he said he would, set-up and was very self-reliant which was helpful since we were still setting up last minute decorations. He connected very well with the audience & they were very entertained & blown away by his act. Thank you for all your help and making this possible with the last minute booking." - Associate Pastor, Amarillo Fellowship Leadership Banquet in Amarillo, TX

"We had Lyndy Phillips deliver the keynote address for our corporate retreat and he was truly exceptional! He had the audience engaged from the moment he stepped on to the stage and had everyone laughing hysterically in no time. Lyndy is a world class magician, comedian and a motivational speaker and his talk was every bit memorable." - Principal Architect, Credera Corporate Retreat in Dallas, TX

"Lyndy Phillips delivered exactly what God wanted us to hear. His passion for his calling is demonstrated in how he connects with the audience and his understanding of the venue is shown through his words of encouragement and enlightenment. I cannot express enough how blessed we were to have him share his talent and love for Christ with us. Larry Weaver Entertainment was wonderful to work with and very easy to communicate with. The information we received were helpful in the planning of this event from the setup to the delivery." - Director of Missions, Tri-Rivers Baptist Area Minister Fellowship in Gatesville, TX

"Greg Romeo did an absolutely wonderful job at our corporate banquets this year. Not only did he incorporate our company motto into his routine, but his entire performance was tailored around the multifamily industry, which made it very relatable for our on-site employees. We have received great feedback from those who attended the banquets and would recommend Greg for any other corporate events you may have! He was a pleasure to work with and really took those extra steps to make sure everyone would have a great time watching him perform. Thanks Greg!" - Marketing Coordinator, WRH Realty Services, Inc. Annual Regional Awards in Dallas, TX

"Jerry Carroll did a great job. He arrived early and met our speakers and staff. He was very conversational, engaging members to better understand the business and establish good rapport. Also very professional, he connected with our audience, even at this breakfast event. We received many comments back that he was not only funny, but he knew the industry and award topics well enough to provide good lead-ins and tied the awards together nicely. It was very easy to schedule Jerry and the communication prior to the event was well timed and always spot on. It was also very helpful to have access to Jerry’s introduction and high resolution photo’s for the event and pre-event promotion. We enjoyed Jerry very much, both personally and professionally and would recommend Jerry to any group and especially those in an agricultural related business." - Brand Management Leader, Grain Elevator and Processing Society Annual Conference in Austin, TX

"Lyndy Phillips was fabulous! We really enjoyed him. He had everyone in stiches the entire program. He got there early to set up and then socialized with the audience during dinner. He has some big fans at HFTP now! I hope we can book Lyndy again in the future and will recommended him to anyone." - President, Hospitality Financial and Technology Professionals North Texas Chapter Meeting in Grapevine, TX

"My expectations were already high because I have known Lyndy Phillips for a long time. Of course, he rose above all expectations. Our people loved him and he accomplished exactly what I wanted our audience to experience. He had them captivated the entire time. I wanted our people to laugh and have a good time and Lyndy gave them that and more. I would not hesitate to recommend him to others." - Associate Pastor, Field Street Baptist Senior Adult Valentine Banquet in Cleburne, TX

"We certainly enjoyed having Lyndy Phillips at our all-employee meeting. I honestly thought it would be a real challenge to get our folks to laugh at 8:30 on a Monday morning. He not only made us laugh, but we laughed hard. And his message of relieving stress with laughter was well received. Feedback was great, and the mood stayed positive all day. It was a good day and very successful meeting. Thank you Lyndy for getting us off to a terrific start!" - Chief Communications Officer, Sam Houston Electric Cooperative All-Employee Meeting in Livingston, TX

"Lyndy Phillips exceeded our expectations for the entertainment we were looking for. He was high energy, engaging, interactive and funny beyond description. We had so many comments from our employees as to how much they enjoyed his show. I would recommend him highly to other organizations. His Laugh More - Stress Less philosophy is very much what many people in our group needed to hear." - VP of Operations, Trecora Chemical Company Christmas Party in Galveston, TX

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