
Grandpa’s Gone Gangsta (Outhouse
Remix) -- Lay Z
The original hit that had your replaced hip joints bumpin' in nursing
homes from coast to coast! Country bluegrass playa Lay Z lays down
another summer anthem for his Medicare Nation. Put down that Metamucil
and shake it, 'cause it's time to put a little Bluegrass flava in your
hearing aid! [Weaver]
Help for your Rap Addicted Grandparent
--Charter Hospital
Do you have an aging relative that listens to too much rap music? Here
are some warning signs: refers to their cane as the gat; has “Fubu”
crocheted into sweater; threatens to “pop a cap” in the nurse for
serving cold applesauce. Remember, if you don’t get help at Charter,
please get help somewhere. [Weaver]
500% More Crab -- Spineless
Neckbone
This recently discovered recording shows Delta Blues singer Spineless
Neckbone at his very best—at home with other musicians having a good
time. Believed to have been recorded around 1935, Neckbone sings about
a unusually self-aware crab who is “more shellfish than you ever
seen.” The references in the songs would become song inspirations and
pop-culture catch phrases for such entertainers as Suzanne Vega and
The Rock nearly sixty years later. [Weaver]
Trailer Ghost Exterminators -- The
Squirrel Nut Diggers
There are some disadvantages to living in a trailer--they attract
hurricanes, tornados, and the cast of the TV show "Cops". But there
are good things, too. For instance, ghosts rarely haunt mobile homes.
But in the world of paranormal activity, expect the unexpected!
Experts estimate that one out of every six mobile homes is haunted by
a ghost, or perhaps a possum. Learn the warning signs… [Weaver]
Country Folks Can Survive! --
Uncle Phil and the Harmonics
Uncle Phil and the Harmonics were country before country was cool,
dirty before dirty was the rage, and ignorant before ignorant was the
norm. Now they're back to serve up a heapin' helpin' of country pride.
You want to make fun of the country? Pshaw! Before you judge a man,
you better walk a mile in his lack of shoes. [Tucker/Brown/Weaver]
Advice from the Outhouse -- Uncle Phil and the Harmonics
Am Rebel I (Punk Anthem) -- The
Lymph Nodes UK
Exploding on the scene in the early 80's, the Lymph Nodes took the UK
by storm with their punk hit, "The Queen Mum Broke Wind in Church."
From their modest beginnings at Britain's now-famous Dysentery Pub,
the Nodes quickly raged to stardom with a sound so different and
rebellious, it was immediately co-opted and mass produced for teens
around the world. Two years later, the Nodes rebelled against
themselves and became accountants in the quiet suburbs of Akron, Ohio.
This previously-unreleased track showcases them at their riotous peak.
[Tucker]
Karate Chop Chimp
-- Selected Hilarity
Selected Hilarity was one of the most influential comedy groups on the
U.S. scene in the early nineties. The guys had a knack for serving up
pop-culture parodies in an offbeat way. Here they contribute an “ABC
After School Special” spoof about a awkward young boy and his kung-fu
fighting chimp sidekick. “A hilarious romp the whole family will want
to enjoy! Two stars!” [Tucker]
I’m the Man of Her Dreams (In My
Dreams)
-- Larry Weaver
Do you believe in love at first sight? Have you ever cared for someone
who didn’t return your affection? If so, grab a tissue, curl up next
to a warm fire and prepare to get in touch with your feelings. This
song is for Allyson, wherever she is… [Weaver]
The Record Producer
Join Larry on his big break as he goes in for an audition with the
hottest record company in America, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, What? Records.
The producer wants Larry to compromise his style by pairing him up a
couple of outrageous characters. But Larry will never sell out… or
will he? [Weaver/Tucker]
Woman to Domino’s
-- Shirley Down
Ladies, does your man ever seem distant? Do you slave over a hot stove
all day just to hear him say he ain’t hungry? Maybe you found a number
in his pocket and wanted to call to see who it was. Well, soul singer
Shirley Down did just that. And when Domino’s Pizza picked up that
phone, this sister had her delivery ready! You go, girl!
[Weaver]
Little Debbie -- Kid Korn Biscuit
No other group mixes rock and rap better than Kid Korn Biscuit.
Suburban street hero Trevor B. Real and the boys represent the South
in this rockin' tribute to their homegirl, Little Debbie. A pack of
Nip Cheese? Playa please! Little D always brings you to your knees.
[Weaver]
Larry Weaver: acoustic guitar, vocals
Mitch Bennett: electric guitar
Marc Gainey: drums, keyboards, vocals
Jerry Chapman: bass, harmonica
Andy Bagwell: vocals
David Drake: vocals
Chris Edwards: blues guitar
Jeremy Baggish: mandolin
Larry Weaver and Bryan Tucker
Marc Gainey and Larry Weaver at Grindstone Studios
Written and performed by Marc Gainey
Ted Hobgood, Powerbomb.com
Ted Hobgood, Larry Weaver, Marc Gainey
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