Hot Air Award

For... most long winded; most talkative; most eloquent; best speeches; best use of PowerPoint...  See this funny corporate award

Big Mouth Bass Award

For... biggest gossip; most talkative; swimming upstream; stinking up the joint; always angling for new business; hooking the biggest new client... See this funny staff award

Top Dog Award

For... always barking up the wrong tree; always on the hunt for new (business, clients, sales, etc); sniffing out new opportunities; keeping their ears to the ground; bark worse than bite... See this employee trophy

Burning Rubber Award

For... racing out of work the fastest; racing into work the fastest; speeding past the competition; fastest completion of projects; longest commute... See this funny corporate trophy

Rear End Award

For... always showing your backside; working your a** off (hardest worker); backing out of (tight spots, tough situations, deadlines, etc)... See this gag trophy

Big Kahuna Award

For... excellence in surfing the Internet; bringing in a tidal wave of (sales, clients, new business, etc); riding out the waves; rising to the top... See this office trophy

Duffer Award

For... more play time than work time; more time on the golf course than at work; being off par; being on par; needing the most do overs; finally getting us in the green... See this funny golf trophy

Golden Turkey Award

For... worst idea; always in a spirit of Thanksgiving; gobbling up (sales, funds, office supplies, etc)... See this funny company trophy

Deer in the Headlights Award

For... the most confused; rookie of the year; always passing the buck... See this gag award

El Matador Award

For... cutting through all the bull; dodging the bull; riding out the bull; smoothly handling angry customers; grace under pressure... See this fun trophy

Figure Eight Award

For... skating around the issues; always being on thin ice; grace under pressure... See this funny trophy