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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Funny Trophies - Gag Awards to Give Employees

You've been asking for it, and I'm happy to announce that funny trophies are now on sale at FunnyEmployeeAwards.com. Our new offering features twelve Funny Trophies that make great funny awards to give employees. You'll get:

Public Speaking Award

Hot Air Award
For... most long winded; most talkative; most eloquent; best speeches; best use of PowerPoint...  See this funny corporate award

Fishing Trophy

Big Mouth Bass Award
For... biggest gossip; most talkative; swimming upstream; stinking up the joint; always angling for new business; hooking the biggest new client... See this funny staff award

funny employee trophy

Hound Dog Award
For... always barking up the wrong tree; always on the hunt for new (business, clients, sales, etc); sniffing out new opportunities; keeping their ears to the ground; bark worse than bite... See this employee trophy

racing trophy

Burning Rubber Award
For... racing out of work the fastest; racing into work the fastest; speeding past the competition; fastest completion of projects; longest commute... See this funny corporate trophy

horse's rear trophy

Rear End Award
For... always showing your backside; working your a** off (hardest worker); backing out of (tight spots, tough situations, deadlines, etc)... See this gag trophy

 

funny surfing trophy

Big Kahuna Award
For... excellence in surfing the Internet; bringing in a tidal wave of (sales, clients, new business, etc); riding out the waves; rising to the top... See this office trophy

funny golf trophy

Duffer Award
For... more play time than work time; more time on the golf course than at work; being off par; being on par; needing the most do overs; finally getting us in the green... See this funny golf trophy

computer trophy

The Spammie Award
For... excellence in forwarding emails; mastery of email; best online communicator; most persistent follow up... See this funny trophy

turkey trophy

Golden Turkey Award
For... worst idea; always in a spirit of Thanksgiving; gobbling up (sales, funds, office supplies, etc)... See this funny company trophy

deer trophy

Deer in the Headlights Award
For... the most confused; rookie of the year; always passing the buck... See this gag award

 

bull award - bs trophy

El Matador Award
For... cutting through all the bull; dodging the bull; riding out the bull; smoothly handling angry customers; grace under pressure... See this fun trophy

skating trophy

Figure Eight Award
For... skating around the issues; always being on thin ice; grace under pressure... See this funny trophy

The trophies come on the success of my book Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony, which has sold copies in Scotland, Ireland, England, South Africa, Australia, Hong Kong, Mexico, and other countries around the World.

Head on over to FunnyEmployeeAwards.com to pick up these Funny Trophies!

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