Funny Song Lyrics:

Grandpa's Gone Gangsta

Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Everybody's Crazy But Me!!!

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He hasn’t been the same since grandmother passed away
He just sits around the house watching rap videos on MTV all day
And we worry all the time, grandpa thinks he's Busta Rhymes.

Grandpa: "If you really want to party with me, put your hands where my eyes could see! I can't see anything without my glasses. Where my glasses at? Hoody hoo!"

There’s something very strange about grandpa
     He used to wear his pants hiked up as far as they would go
And now he wears them sagging around his waist so his adult diaper shows
     He only speaks in ebonics, and he keeps asking for the chronic.

Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta
    And we think he’s too old to have his dentures capped in gold
And he’s mad because we refuse to call him O.G.
     The Osteoporosis Gangsta

Grandpa: "I’m not Puff Daddy. I’m Puff Grandaddy. I’m going to pour my 40 on the block for Biggie."
Daugher: "Grandpa, you spilled your Metamucil"
Grandpa: "Beeeeee-yotch!"

There’s something very strange about grandpa
     He likes to make his Craftmatic bed go up and down
He thinks he’s in the hoopty with hydraulics cruising through town
     There’s something wrong with his head, he wants neon put under his bed

Grandpa: "I'm gonna call my crew. You gonna call your crew. We gonna rendevous at the bingo hall around two."
Daughter: "Grandpa it's time for your rub down."
Grandpa: "It's time for your beat down!"

There’s something very strange about grandpa
     He put gold rims and spoilers installed on his wheelchair
So he can go rolling to Miami and shake his derriere
     He said he got to clock his hos, he braided his toupee into cornrows.

Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta
     He thinks his pacemaker is a Skytel pager
And he’s mad because we refuse to call him OG
     Grandpa's Gone Gangsta.

Grandpa: "I’m bout it. I’m rowdy. I just passed a kidney stone."

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